Never Underestimate What We'll Do For Football
26. June 2012
Hey you hear anything about [just-ex-husband of very close friend of wife who initiated the divorce]?
Yeah - apparently, [wife’s close friend] told me he’s seeing some Brazilian chick.
I know, right?
Me [Thinking of Brazilian women]:
Huh. Brazil, huh?
You know, I bet he hooked up with a Brazilian so he’d have somewhere to stay for the World Cup in 2014.
Me, slightly too loudly:
Fuck! That’s brilliant!